And yes..

My girlfriend is 17 and I am 20. We have been dating for 11 months now and we are doing great. I was simply in a down mood because I was taking shit from someone about it. I was bored and I simply wanted to know what everyone else may think about my relationship. And the *cough* *cough* was me in a way telling you guys my girlfriend was under 18 in a humorous way. I dont want to get off on the wrong foot with you tarbolde, but ive been getting a "dick" vibe from you. I hope i'm wrong.

"Wuba luba dub dub!"

Had I known that you have a bad connection, I'd have titled my last post "Res ipsa loquitur", in reference to the video. I'm usually on a dial-up connection, so in my mind everyone who isn't me has a blazing-fast high-speed connection that never fails.

Re: "lol WinZip!"- use 7-zip

My concern is that I may have misunderstood the 1st paragraph of your first post, which I took to be a joke. Your Myspace link further muddies the waters. I assume that the pic shows you and your wife with your kid, and that your "*cough* 17 yo gf *cough*" is a put-on. What gives?

"Klaatu barada nikto!"