Super Nintendo
Bebe's Kids
| Graphics: Sound: Gameplay: Overall: |
2.05 2.00 1.98 2.07 |
| Votes: | 59 |
| Reviews: | 4 |
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| Reviewer: ~Xaedyn~ | Date: Apr 1, 2004 |
| Holy God! This is by far the worst game I have EVER played in my entire life. Now, you must understand, I've played a lot of games over the years, and a few of those games were unfortunatley not all that great, but Bebe's Kids made THOSE games seem like MASTERWORKS of the AGES, I KID YOU NOT!!! For the love of all that is good and pure, NEVER, by ANY MEANS, PLAY THIS GAME!!! Don't even look at it!! Stay as far away from this game as humanly possible!! Graphics: 1 Yes, exactly what 1 means here: MAKE IT STOP! OH GOD!! MY EYES!! THERE BLEEDING!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!!! These are some pathetic-ass graphics. There truly ARE NES games out there with much better grahics than this. Truly disappointing. Sound: 1 *shudders* IF for some un-thinkable reason you should ever come across this game (I pray that noone ever will ever again), do your ears a favor, and keep the music OFF!!!! (calling it music really is much too kind, its more like 'unimaginably horrifying dissonance') Oh, my poor ears. I'm very lucky to still have my sense of hearing. Gameplay: 1 My God...I don't think there are any words or phrases in any language on Earth that could truly describe how utterly terrible the gameplay is.... PUNCHING and KICKING?!?! IS THAT WHAT I WAS DOING TO THE ENEMIES?!?!?!? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought i was FLICKING THEM WITH MY FINGER AND NUDGING THEM WITH MY BIG TOE, BECAUSE THE ENEMIES DON'T DIE UNTIL YOU HIT THEM 298,345,389,798,175 TIMES!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! OH YES... and who could possibly forget getting warped back to level ONE just from dying....once...... Horrible, just horrible. Overall: 1 Bebe's Kids is a complete and utter INSULT to video games! The horrible people that made this... this... abomination, should be ashamed of themselves for all eternity!!! I WOULD MUCH RATHER TAKE A RUSTY STEAK-KNIFE, AND SHOVE IT AS HARD AS I COULD UP MY URETHRA than ever even LOOK at this game again, much less PLAY IT! I actually feel STUPIDER for playing this game. Seriously! I think I actually LOST several dozen IQ points after playing Bebe's Kids! Now, if you don't mind, me going to burn game in big fire! FIRE!! |
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| Reviewer: Vincent Porter | Date: Nov 20, 2002 |
| Bebe's kids is the worst game that has ever been invented ever. I would rather bend down and recieve it from big bubba in jail block #4 oppose to having to sit down and play this game through. Graphics: 3 Sound: 1 Gameplay: 1 Overall: 1 Just as TomberryKing said up there if you lose a life... LEVEL FRICKING ONE!!! |
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| Reviewer: TonberryKing | Date: Apr 14, 2002 |
| If I were, by some horrible twist of fate, injected with a lethal venom that would kill me within one hour, and if my only means of salvation were to play and beat Bebe's Kids to unlock an antidote hidden within the cartridge casing, I would walk away, live my last hour of life happily and embrace sweet oblivion. Why? Because there are some things worse than death, like a slow, PAINFUL death involving danish mimes. Then there are things that are REALLY worse than death. Namely, Bebe's Kids. Graphics: 4 The designers of this game must have been devout KKK members, as all of the characters look contorted and messy (even though they ARE boiling to the brim with ...'tude,' as it were.). Although, since this game was based on a cartoon, the designers can just use the excuse, "Hey, they're supposed to look like that! They're cartoons!" The rest of Funworld looks flat and lifeless. Much like a squirrel that has been run over by a Honda. Sound: 1 Does that score read one? I'm sorry. It's SUPPOSED to read "NEGATIVE 4,683,490." This so called 'music' is so unimaginative and, most sadly of all, on such a short loop, that I would rather listen to Torgo's theme at 800 decibels for weeks on end than endure another second of it. The only music that even comes close to listenable (if that IS a word,) is the haunted house level. And even then, I would rather listen a bobcat with the flu being skinned alive. Gameplay: 1 Here are your options: jumping, punching, kicking, and uppercutting... and throwing stuff. Now then, the jump is so slow and awkward that you wonder if Funworld is on Earth or Mars. The punch is utterly useless, as it does next to no damage and leaves you open to being attacked by the several white devils following you around. Same with the kick. The uppercut is the only thing you need, but since it has no range, and is slower than a grandma at a quilting show, it's all moot point. Honestly, this game was even less thought-out than those cabbage patch dolls that ended up eating the hair of several thousand children. What tops off this torture is the fact that no matter how far you move along in the game, if you lose a life, YOU WILL START BACK AT LEVEL ONE. LEVEL... FRICKING....ONE. Overall: 1 You can have more fun inhaling kimchee fumes than playing this game. I want to hurt this game. I want to hurt this game so bad. The only use you'll get out of this cartridge is if you use it as a paperweight, or maybe as homeplate. Do not, under any circumstance, insert this cartridge into your SNES and turn the power on. If, somehow, this cartridge makes its way into your SNES, DO NOT PANIC. Calmly remove the cartridge, and for the love of God, do NOT turn the power on. I can't really tell who the designers hated more. All the villains in this game are the stereotypical white demons, wallowing in all their whiteness. But, then again, to produce a game this horrible, and then to have black characters be the stars of it has to say something about your racial integrity. TonberryKing |
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| Reviewer: Vegeta Z | Date: Jun 15, 2001 |
| Plot: what plot? Graphics: Grrrr....... Very hard on the eyes. I've seen NES look better. Sound: Just shoot me now. Gameplay: Really, 7th graders could have done better with this game. Overall: If I had this game, I would burn it. It is a game that, in my opinion, it a HUGE waste of time. ~Vegeta Z |
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