Kula World - PS1
Posted by Spartangill117 on .
System: PlayStation
My wife said I've gotten so fat that it looks like I have a beach ball stuck to my torso. In honour of my new disgusting torso shape I am requesting that you please upload ''Kula World" for PS1 so that we can all play with our lockdown beach balls together.
I ate 3 kebabs in front of her tonight and made direct eye contact for the 28 minutes it took me to finish them. Lets just say that theres a high chance I won't be getting lucky tonight. In my defence, why have Abs when you can have Kebabs?
Best Regards,
Barrister Mohammed Hassan (Spartangill117)
"Where did I put my burger?"