Elephant Handler
Posted by Tarbolde on .
Convert. Not all religions genuflect.
The skivvies that you need are called "pouch front briefs". Avoid nylon blends; they accelerate the onset of 'internuts'. 100% combed cotton FTW.
I don't mean to play armchair psychologist, but the way that you refer to your package as "junk" would seem to indicate that you harbor feelings of low self-worth. (For similar reasons I suspect that you may also suffer from ED).
Don't let those crazy hound-dog demons get you down, johnross!
You gotta feel good about yourself!
'Specially going into a new year, we all could use a little bit of that.
Maybe I can help. I put together this de/motivator a couple of years back and sometimes center it on my desktop over a black background to feel good about myself all day long.
Without further ado, from The Self-Esteem Collection I give you...
The skivvies that you need are called "pouch front briefs". Avoid nylon blends; they accelerate the onset of 'internuts'. 100% combed cotton FTW.
I don't mean to play armchair psychologist, but the way that you refer to your package as "junk" would seem to indicate that you harbor feelings of low self-worth. (For similar reasons I suspect that you may also suffer from ED).
Don't let those crazy hound-dog demons get you down, johnross!
You gotta feel good about yourself!
'Specially going into a new year, we all could use a little bit of that.
Maybe I can help. I put together this de/motivator a couple of years back and sometimes center it on my desktop over a black background to feel good about myself all day long.
Without further ado, from The Self-Esteem Collection I give you...
Replies:
| Re: Elephant Handler | johnross -- 1/10/2011 1:52 pm UTC |
| Re: Elephant Handler | Tarbolde -- 1/12/2011 2:34 am UTC |
| Re: pics or gtfo | Indalecio -- 1/21/2011 4:29 pm UTC |
| Re: pics or gtfo | Syntax -- 2/22/2011 4:17 am UTC |