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Re: Special Underwear?

Posted by Tarbolde on .
Convert. Not all religions genuflect.

The skivvies that you need are called "pouch front briefs". Avoid nylon blends; they accelerate the onset of 'internuts'. 100% combed cotton FTW.

I don't mean to play armchair psychologist, but the way that you refer to your package as "junk" would seem to indicate that you harbor feelings of low self-worth. (For similar reasons I suspect that you may also suffer from ED).

Don't let those crazy hound-dog demons get you down, johnross!

You gotta feel good about yourself!

'Specially going into a new year, we all could use a little bit of that.

Maybe I can help. I put together this de/motivator a couple of years back and sometimes center it on my desktop over a black background to feel good about myself all day long.

Without further ado, from The Self-Esteem Collection I give you...

In reply to: Re: Special Underwear? posted by johnross on .
You're probably right about spending more in the long run. I think you've changed how I will shop for underwear.

What do you suggest for the part about me kneeling on my d*** every time I'm at church? It's been getting old ever since I hit puberty at seven years of age.


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