pepsibeth wear
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pepsibeth wear:
-plstic shower cap (wet inside lik a idiot)
-one side of head shaved (scisor acident)
-cheep halowene mask of whoppy golberd (idol lol)
-scuba snorkel for betr brething smels like genitals
-half a sweater, cant aford othr half
-no panties (ez access)
-pubc hair covers most of lowr body (who new ?)
-wear a pair of guy socks on (how embarasing)
-atomic lolerskates that lite up wen horny
-ez bake oven & accesories in 1 hand
-vibrating fly swatter in othr hand (137 speed settings) (is it really a swater?)
-"voluntary rape victim" bumper stikcer on ass
-crappy backpack contain the folowing:
-peenut buterspray sanwich (wtf)
-grapefruit spoon for scraping underbreast cheese (rations)
-mirror w. cheep bubble jet print of misty's face (from pokmon)
-not relly a mirror lol
-drimking cup for milk (when lactating)
-diary recording all sexul expriences from the last decade (mint cond.)
-book of 101 jokes to help w/ funny (good luk lol)
-ilegible grafic hentai scene, ink run caus by slober & cum
-plastic fork (jk not a fork, actually a dildo)
-gel pen for writing (also actually a dildo)
-dildo (this ones a dildo lol)
-lipstic incase she meet a guy (not edible)
-10cent stamps to mail herslf home (vaginal juce adhesiv)
-suicide note scribl in crayon (mothers day presnt from sean)
*outside castle wall falls off horse* im tired time for brake. horse i pack sanwich want sum? lol
*falls into castle moat* crap no *sees crocodile* hey handsome lol, wink
Ok this is a new idea by me johnross. the goal is 2 say what some one els would wear if they were storming a caslte like wat armor and stuff. i wil go first.
pepsibeth wear:
-saucepan on her head backwards
-foam rubber pad duct taped around her chest
-baseball mit in 1 hand
-golf club taped to her back
-cowboy boots
-eye patch to make her look xtra mean
-knee pads (same pear she always wers)
-xtra smal tampon in her slot (less wate can run fastr)
-bag of banana peels for sbatojig enemis
syntax wear:
-tiht fittng footbal helmit
-hockey stick (duel wield wepn)
-2 roller skates
-garbage can lid slung around his back
-whip
-handcuff
-small yapping dog 4 distrctn
pepsibeth wear:
-saucepan on her head backwards
-foam rubber pad duct taped around her chest
-baseball mit in 1 hand
-golf club taped to her back
-cowboy boots
-eye patch to make her look xtra mean
-knee pads (same pear she always wers)
-xtra smal tampon in her slot (less wate can run fastr)
-bag of banana peels for sbatojig enemis
syntax wear:
-tiht fittng footbal helmit
-hockey stick (duel wield wepn)
-2 roller skates
-garbage can lid slung around his back
-whip
-handcuff
-small yapping dog 4 distrctn
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| Re: pepsibeth wear | johnross -- 1/7/2006 12:13 pm UTC |