Man, it's been so many years...

and you're still an asstard.

(admittedly his english IS pretty bad, but seriously: every post of yours I've read is a total flame)

You see, I have a problem. I promised Syntax I would watch his 6 year old son for the evening while he went kayaking with his wife. The problem is, I promised I would help tutor his son on his English homework but something came up, so I'll pay you $20 an hour if you sit here and teach him everything you know. Sound ok? :)