Re: I have a mohawk.

Posted by johnross on .
*Syntax spraypaints a statue red in the face before pulling it down with a rope, then goes on to the next one while the guards are chasing him* "o i c wat u did thar"

In reply to: Re: I have a mohawk. posted by Syntax on .
God wants us to work our way back to him. To live with him. To become him and then create our own worlds eventually.

According to that, all extra-terrestrial life should look exactly like humans, since we're the only fucking species allowed into heaven and only a God can create life. Thus, as soon as we find extra-terrestrial life that isn't a human, your whole idea is ruined. Just be happy that it probably won't happen during your lifetime.

Upon judgement we are then sent to one of 3 kingdoms in heaven.

The idea of a 3-tier hierarchy in heaven is bullshit. The Bible says we should not judge one another, yet God judges each one of us in the worst way possible. He sounds like a big fucking hypocrite laughing his ass off while we try and complete his test which exists entirely for his own amusement.

So often when a family member of a religious family dies by accident, the remaining relatives keep hope alive by saying "it's okay, we will see him/her again in heaven." What happens if your wife is sent to kingdom 1 but you get stuck in kingdom 3? "Oh sorry man u barely weren't good enough so I thought we'd make you suffer for eternity." If that fucking happened to me, I'd try to rebel and ruin as much shit as I could before being banished to hell.