Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!

Posted by Dakota Smith on .
That was great! Was that in the game? "I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.-anonymous"

In reply to: Ugh, Crab Battle!! posted by Syntax on .
Paramedic, it seems I've encountered some sort of cave demon.
Snake, that's not a cave demon, it's just a Kenyan Mangrove Crab.
A what?
A Kenyan Mangrove--
JESUS CHRIST!! It's looking right at me!
Calm down.
IT'LL TEAR ME TO SHREDS!
Snake, just stab it!
Are you insane? A knife is useless against those massive claws! They, they could rip a tank apart!
It's moving so fast! *crab walking very slowly*
*to self* Alright Snake, calm down. Remember the training at CQC.
Counter-balance the knife, quick slash, retract.
*stab*
It... IT BROKE MY KNIFE!
Snake, that's impossible!
Ugh... CRAB BATTLE!!!


Replies:
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!
Syntax -- 10/31/2005 12:10 am UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!
johnross -- 10/31/2005 7:56 pm UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!
Syntax -- 11/1/2005 2:54 am UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!
johnross -- 11/1/2005 8:38 am UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!
Dakota Smith -- 11/2/2005 12:24 am UTC