johnross wear
Posted by Syntax on .
johnross wear:
-austrlian outbak hat coverd in pigeon shit
-thick glasses w. idiot strings around te neck
-pink bandana tied @ the front lik a dumbass
-belt tghtly around chest to hold in tits
-xtra larg simpsons shirt w pizza stains
-inside out hawai'n shirt, button up style but missing all buttons
-tenis raket w/o strings in 1 hand
-winy teh poo sock pupt on othr hand holding expired jug of sunny d (rations)
-empty film canister covering groin (both parts) (loosely)
-sumo wrstler loin cloth
-low-cut jean shorts (poket is longer thna actual shorts) held togthr with licorice
-lucky condom in bak pocket (found in macdonalds urinal age 6)
-rash on both legs from lego rubing throu holes in pocket (lego has bite marks)
-lego pirate in mouth
-hand-me-down walmart sandles from mom, way 2 small
GOGOG
Ok this is a new idea by me johnross. the goal is 2 say what some one els would wear if they were storming a caslte like wat armor and stuff. i wil go first.
pepsibeth wear:
-saucepan on her head backwards
-foam rubber pad duct taped around her chest
-baseball mit in 1 hand
-golf club taped to her back
-cowboy boots
-eye patch to make her look xtra mean
-knee pads (same pear she always wers)
-xtra smal tampon in her slot (less wate can run fastr)
-bag of banana peels for sbatojig enemis
syntax wear:
-tiht fittng footbal helmit
-hockey stick (duel wield wepn)
-2 roller skates
-garbage can lid slung around his back
-whip
-handcuff
-small yapping dog 4 distrctn
pepsibeth wear:
-saucepan on her head backwards
-foam rubber pad duct taped around her chest
-baseball mit in 1 hand
-golf club taped to her back
-cowboy boots
-eye patch to make her look xtra mean
-knee pads (same pear she always wers)
-xtra smal tampon in her slot (less wate can run fastr)
-bag of banana peels for sbatojig enemis
syntax wear:
-tiht fittng footbal helmit
-hockey stick (duel wield wepn)
-2 roller skates
-garbage can lid slung around his back
-whip
-handcuff
-small yapping dog 4 distrctn