grand salad

ok pepsibeth try again dont give up

pepsibeth wear 3:

-shave whole head this time

-purse on wrong arm lol

wait redo plz

pepsibeth wear:

-her fly down

-her fly is broken doesnt work lmao

wait let me go try again

- 1 slim jim to last through the entire fucking raid

- sean (not enough lunch money either)

- sean's "friend" O_O omg

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*SyntaX going on vacation 2 europe soon walks in his room to pack his toothbrush into the sack*

Syntax: :) *walks in*

650 lb. sea turtle poofs out of nowhere from smoke next to syntaxes bed

syntax: ?

turtle: hi guy

syntax: ?

turtle: *put 1 foot on syntax bed*

syntax: hey

turtle: *put 2 feet on*

syntax: NO TURTLE

turtle turn his green head look at syntax

syntax: MY BED GET DOWN *slap slap slap*

*turtle put another foot on again*

syntax walk up to turtle and bend his fingers back to slap him on little head closer

syntax: NO TURTLE GET DOWN

*slapslapslap*

turtle: ?

syntax: NO GET DOWN OK

*slapslapslapslap*

syntax: BAD TURTLE GET DOWN OK *eyes water*

turtle: ?

*slapslapslapslapslap*

syntax: DATS MY BED TURTLE

turtle gets all the way up on it and sits down and ruffles his soft tail to get comfy. then all 4 legs of the bed explode and the bed falls to the floor. syntax start crying

*slapslapslapslapslap*

syntax: THAT WAS BAD *slap slap slap slap*

turtle open mouth real big and put syntax in it for 2 hour

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hacker 9's son: hi guy

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mission to mars space shuttle launch-

NASA commander: ok 10 seconds to launch, 9, 8, 7,

engineer: SOMETHINGS WRONG, THE CONTROLS HAVE GONE HAYWIRE THEY ARE FIRING JUST 1 side ENGINE

NASA commander: DEAR GOD EVERYONE *entire place 100 people go nuts trying to fix it*

engineer: I CANT SHUT IT DOWN

*intercom comes on*

hacker9: woop sory guy

NASA commander: WTF

hacker9: sory rong server

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(kid buu win too many power, dragonnutsZ sucks tho)

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hacker9: i going to take e lise a way from syntax

"o i c wat u did thar"