Re: what is this game?
Posted by johnross on .
i liek brown dogs do u like roller skates?
Leet and S1ster in front of a new boss with a crystal
S1ster: UR BRUTHR WAZ CUTE ITS UR FALT HE DEID ASS
Leet: STFU >_< NO ITS NOT
S1ster: OK LETS RECAL
*black and white flashbax*
Leet's brother: *rubs his hands together* Yep! This is great, I get to go on my first skydive for my 18th birthday!!
Pilot: Hurry up, you've said that 1000 times. if you're not gonna jump in the next 10 seconds we're gonna have to refuel thats 200 dollars.
Leet's brother: Shit man, I'm just scared! I'm relying on a piece of cloth to save me from splatting!
Pilot: There's nothing wrong with your parachute. Go. Now.
Leet's brother: *starts panting*
Leet's brother: Oh shit, for my family!! *jump*
Leet's brother: *can't breathe from fear*
Leet's brother: WWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leet's brother: OMFG THIS SUX *pulls cord*
A note flies out of the pack and into his hands:
"Daer brudder: i waz cold las nite so i borod ur parashoot i wil retern it in da morning i promice. i luv u bi."
Leet's brother: OMFG ITS STILL OK *pulls reserve cord*
"Daer brudder: i wuz stil cold so i took ur othre para-"
*splat.*
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
S1ster: SEE, U SAW TEH FLASHBAC RITE THERE.
Leet: i sed i wood retern it in da morning (((((
S1ster: HE JUMPED AT 11:55, THATS CUTIN IT CLOSE
Boss: ok. ok every1 stfu RAAA, RAAA!
Leet: ITS NOT MY FAULT, I LUBBED HIM
Boss: WTF LOOK AT ME NOW EVERY1
S1ster: LEET UR SO DUM I SWER U EAT LOTS OF PAINT, 2 WHOLE BUCKETs
Leet: STFU ((
Boss: HEY!!! HEEEYYY
S1ster: WTF FAG *Ultima 3*
Boss: HEY W-
*dies*
Leet: lamo
"o i c wat u did thar"
omg do u like dogs?