Re: I have a mohawk.
Posted by johnross on .
*Syntax spraypaints a statue red in the face before pulling it down with a rope, then goes on to the next one while the guards are chasing him*
"o i c wat u did thar"
God wants us to work our way back to him. To live with him. To become him and then create our own worlds eventually.
According to that, all extra-terrestrial life should look exactly like humans, since we're the only fucking species allowed into heaven and only a God can create life. Thus, as soon as we find extra-terrestrial life that isn't a human, your whole idea is ruined. Just be happy that it probably won't happen during your lifetime.
Upon judgement we are then sent to one of 3 kingdoms in heaven.
The idea of a 3-tier hierarchy in heaven is bullshit. The Bible says we should not judge one another, yet God judges each one of us in the worst way possible. He sounds like a big fucking hypocrite laughing his ass off while we try and complete his test which exists entirely for his own amusement.
So often when a family member of a religious family dies by accident, the remaining relatives keep hope alive by saying "it's okay, we will see him/her again in heaven." What happens if your wife is sent to kingdom 1 but you get stuck in kingdom 3? "Oh sorry man u barely weren't good enough so I thought we'd make you suffer for eternity." If that fucking happened to me, I'd try to rebel and ruin as much shit as I could before being banished to hell.
According to that, all extra-terrestrial life should look exactly like humans, since we're the only fucking species allowed into heaven and only a God can create life. Thus, as soon as we find extra-terrestrial life that isn't a human, your whole idea is ruined. Just be happy that it probably won't happen during your lifetime.
Upon judgement we are then sent to one of 3 kingdoms in heaven.
The idea of a 3-tier hierarchy in heaven is bullshit. The Bible says we should not judge one another, yet God judges each one of us in the worst way possible. He sounds like a big fucking hypocrite laughing his ass off while we try and complete his test which exists entirely for his own amusement.
So often when a family member of a religious family dies by accident, the remaining relatives keep hope alive by saying "it's okay, we will see him/her again in heaven." What happens if your wife is sent to kingdom 1 but you get stuck in kingdom 3? "Oh sorry man u barely weren't good enough so I thought we'd make you suffer for eternity." If that fucking happened to me, I'd try to rebel and ruin as much shit as I could before being banished to hell.