It's not working...

rofl you spent "hours", dude listen:

Get to the part where you're stuck, the continue reading. Are you there yet? NOT THERE YET? WELL I SAID TO GET TO THAT POINT, THEN CONTINUE READING. DO NOT READ PAST THIS UNTIL YOU ARE THERE, IDIOT, YOU'LL FORGET EVERYTHING.

OK *rolls eyes*. Now, stand on the edge of the cliff right next to the baloon. Press X 3 times, then Y 3 times, then press up twice, then down once. Now go make yourself an ice cold glass of iced tea, and drink half of it slowly (it is important to slowly drink the tea, you don't want to do this all over again, do you?) then pour the other half on your lap. Then continue reading (make sure you don't continue reading until you've done all this, remember what happened last time you read ahead?) Now look at the baloon. IMAGINE it moving. DREAM about how it will feel inside you when it finally moves. Look at that hot steam rising up from the liquid and filling the tight hole of the 'loon, making it expand and contract every second. This is you, you are the baloon. Now, the next part.

Jump on the baloon and press over, and it will follow underneath you.


With that said, I would say that even though you now know how to move the 'loon, the level will be too hard for you. In fact, you might as well go start an ant farm, hahahaha