Ugh, Crab Battle!!

Posted by Syntax on .

Paramedic, it seems I've encountered some sort of cave demon.
Snake, that's not a cave demon, it's just a Kenyan Mangrove Crab.
A what?
A Kenyan Mangrove--
JESUS CHRIST!! It's looking right at me!
Calm down.
IT'LL TEAR ME TO SHREDS!
Snake, just stab it!
Are you insane? A knife is useless against those massive claws! They, they could rip a tank apart!
It's moving so fast! *crab walking very slowly*
*to self* Alright Snake, calm down. Remember the training at CQC.
Counter-balance the knife, quick slash, retract.
*stab*
It... IT BROKE MY KNIFE!
Snake, that's impossible!
Ugh... CRAB BATTLE!!!

In reply to: Caterpillar Battle!!*nt* posted by Dakota Smith on .

Replies:

Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!	Dakota Smith -- 10/29/2005 11:11 am UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!	Syntax -- 10/31/2005 12:10 am UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!	johnross -- 10/31/2005 7:56 pm UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!	Syntax -- 11/1/2005 2:54 am UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!	johnross -- 11/1/2005 8:38 am UTC
Re: Ugh, Crab Battle!!	Dakota Smith -- 11/2/2005 12:24 am UTC