Super Nintendo
X-Kaliber 2097

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Reviewer: Peach Date: Jul 15, 2001
This game is one of the most abysmal pieces of rubbish on the market. I was retarded enough to play through the entire thing once. Needless to say, I was appalled by the complete disregard for taste. No need to waste precious writers on a plot or anything. If there were anything at all worth playing, it was the vs. mode, and give me those little manual boxing toys anyday. It follows the way overdone, cliche side-scrolling platform and even takes that to it's pit of existence. ...and the play control? I'd have better luck kissing my own ass than maneuvering the cumbersome, delayed actions of the characters whose charisma makes Bill Gates look like Dennis Miller. Also, the low selection of moves that each character had (and all seemed remarkably THE SAME) made for an all around kick in the face to any purchaser of this excremental waste of resources. This game belongs in an arcade room from 1983. It is reminiscent of something that takes more quarters than wits to play. Stay far, FAR away from this game. Clean it with benzene and other such solvents.